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Piers Morgan’s feud with gun nuts exposes America’s many sediments of stupidity
Let’s ring in 2013 with the latest indicator that our beloved America is dying of its own stupidity, shall we? The recent Sandy Hook Elementary School massacre of 26 victims, including 20 young...
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Our first Vick: Lego’s Jabba Palace Kit draws flak from Turkish Muslims
We bestow our very first Vick — that is to say “Victim Mentality Award” — to a community of Turkish Muslims in Austria who accuse the Lego toy corporation of demeaning Turkish Muslims with their Star...
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When will America’s addiction to film sequels go extinct?
As we speak, an approved, green-lighted script for Jurassic Park 4 is headed for production, with a director (Colin Trevorrow) and everything. Terrific, seeing how Jurassic Park 3 left everything nice...
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Pedophilia not a crime, says South African Cardinal
We at the Chuck Foxtrot Page have a strict policy when it comes to “piling on” the Roman Catholic Church. We try very hard to respect all spiritual beliefs, even when some of them are immersed in...
View ArticleNo jokes on Facebook about killing someone, please!
Be careful — really, REALLY careful — of how much comedic license you apply on Facebook. Three school girls in Griffith, Indiana “who discussed which classmates they would like to kill in Facebook...
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CFNS: Punxsutawney Phil: Sandusky tried to get “funny” with me
ALTOONA, PA: Since 2007, there’s been a darkness in Punxsutawney Phil’s life that has been casting a shadow of its own. It turns out that famous ground hog had a unique reason for why his annual...
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Vick update: Lego pulls Jabba’s Palace after mosque complaint
Lego announced that it’s discontinuing its Star Wars Jabba’s Palace playset product, a decision that appears to be in the wake of complaints by Turkish Muslims in Austria that it resembles the Istanbul...
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CFNS: Hong Kong rubber duckie wants to talk growth hormones “right f–king now!!”
HONG KONG — A 54-foot-tall rubber duckie that floated into the Hong Kong harbor to the astonishment of onlookers wants answers. In an obscenity-laced tirade, Karl Van de Kamp, a whimsical bathtub toy...
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Wag-dogger: NJ guv Christie kills spider; PETA screams
Here’s the latest non-news news item to crop up: It seems that New Jersey governor Chris Christie (Where in the hell do these Republicans get these names? Reince, Rush, Rand, Newt, Mitt, Chris...
View ArticlePop tart gun incident: A case where everybody’s stupid
Every so often, a story comes along where everybody involved in the story is just plain stupid. The Maryland Pop Tart Gun incident is a classic example. Seven-year-old (now eight) Joshua Welch was...
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